Producers: Relationships need drama! If couples are just happy all the time the audience will get bored!
Me: I would literally watch these two idiots do laundry and make toast and be domestic and smiley for the rest of my trash life.
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time
do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?
a) yes
b) a
c) b
“Todd why is the office flooded?”
“Aesthetic.”
no
